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You probably dislike me, I don't blame you. I dislike me too.
My URL used to be nevermind-nirvanna if you were wondering.

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via also-a-noun)

forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

(via also-a-noun)

lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

(via nice-wig-janis)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via also-a-noun)

pepperforpresident:

Sources: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]

Returning cast:

  • Jessica Lange as Elsa Mars
  • Sarah Paulson as Bette and Dot Tattler
  • Frances Conroy
  • Evan Peters as Jimmy Darling
  • Kathy Bates as Ethel Darling
  • Angela Bassett as Desiree Dupree
  • Denis O’Hare
  • Emma…

perfectly-proper:

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

YASSSSSS MY LIT TEACHER EXACTLY

(via also-a-noun)

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via also-a-noun)

dorkstrider:

moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog

they have seen things i am not proud of

(Source: queerrapidash, via also-a-noun)

dont-wake-me-when-september-ends:

jimdoesntcarrey:

can we stop saying fandom it’s 2014

Things are getting real in the anti-fandom fandom

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via also-a-noun)